Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
