we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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