just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
