Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just found puke in my bra..
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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