shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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