I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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