he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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