We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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