Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its not stalking. its research.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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