we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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