just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Bring me that man meat
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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