His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
