he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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