just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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