Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
