Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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