I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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