Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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