your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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