Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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