So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its not stalking. its research.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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