just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dignity is for republicans.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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