This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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