I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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