U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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