At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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