Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He did a backflip because drugs
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