suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
