Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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