Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
