just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
