I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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