that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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