I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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