Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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