Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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