Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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