I'm going to jail i love you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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