wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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