i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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