have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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