You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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