i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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