it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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