I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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