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what?
penguin condom
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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