I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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