I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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