So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
