Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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